Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things Women Hate About Men

Ego! We fail to understand why men can rest and ask for route plow it's 40 kms into the improper route?! Like, isn't it more sensible to just ask for directions, you avoid on time, gasoline and energy?

Would it slaughter to reminisce? They reminisce the names of cricketers from Holland and the scores each player has made, but cannot for the life them reminisce birthdays, anniversaries and selling gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

Ogling: The affection to observe at women (read breasts), even when they are with their meeting. Like, how rude!

Double negotiated: They nod their heads during a crack about gender equality, and then persevere on paying the bills during a date, because it is not mannish enough to let the female pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be watching.

Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household errands?

Possessive... Ugh! They are awfully possessive. Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the mannish persona they like portray?

Hypocrisy: They darling to drape out with cool babes, but when it comes to matrimony they want a minimal plain girl. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And... Desire quicken with it!

The basics of life: Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven't figured the order of importance.

The phallic icon: They have a birth right over the Remote direct. Seems it is more like a phallic sign that they want to store around at home, I deduction.

Superman! Think of themselves to be high beings - a mechanic, technician, plumber and monetary advisor all rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn't make such a big trade out of it!

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