Sound Sexier in the Sack

Whether your lover is miles away or just in the next area, you can still split a stifling night together by putting that saucy tongue of yours to a new use -- by mastering the excellent art of audio sex.

Tune Into Tone
Dirty utter doesn't delight if you sound like Fran Drescher. Lower the pitch of your influence a little and verbalize softly. The idea is to imitate how increased testosterone levels and lesser oxygen levels make your declare sound when you're aroused.

Set the Mood
Even headset-sex operators don't just launch into x-rated dialogue, so relaxed transition your standard check chat into bolster colloquy. A good way to onset is too nonstop your request for him or her, or by evoking the memories of an especially passionate caper you've public before.

Learn the Lingo
Can't think of a good euphemism lacking sounding like a bad romance author? Use indirect terms for particular body parts. As you get more comfortable with carnal conversation, think of more candid nouns. They don't have to be the medically accurate, but oh-so unappealing anatomical names. Take your cue from accepted slang, literature or porn.

Paint a Mental Image
Use your erudition of your partner's particular convert-ons. Even if your beloved is looking right at you, tell him or her what you're sporting (or not bearing), what partner looks like (focusing on your favorite body parts) and what you'd like to be burden to one another to paint a plain fantasy.

Listen Up
Get your partner to confess his or her most carnal requests, too, by asking questions. Example: "Would you like to dash my...?" You'll not only learn about what's poignant your partner most, but you can also subtly exact the conversation to ensemble your wishes, be they kinky or romantic. Be a good listener, but don't go quiet. Keep the conversation whining with plethora of affirming "mmm-hmms" and happy sighs.

Keep it Simple
You're annoying to converse to the kindness and groin, not win a poetry prize. As things reheat up - and the blood starts vacating your skull for a more southern neighborhood - keep your prose plain and precise.