Things Not to Say When You Are making love

.... Making Love (if you are a woman)
10) "There's a spider on the ceiling"
09) "The ceiling wants painting"
08) "Oh... Phil/ David/ Dylan" (when your partner's name is John/ Chris/ Michael)
07) "What are we burden after this?"
06) "My parents should be launched in any moment"
05) "Oops, I think we forgot to wedge the front door"
04) "Wake me up when you're done"
03) "That's all?"
02) "Have you ever considered Viagra ?"
01) "Are you in?."... Making Love (if you are a man)
10) "Can we rotation off the lights?"
09) "Have you ever heard of breasts implants?"
08) "Your underwear looks like my mum's"
07) "Am I your first?"
06) "Did you rinse yourself before this?"
05) "I have to get back to work after this"
04) "These expired condoms surely prevent me some vital currency"
03) "Is it me or is it you?"
02) "One more time"
01) "Can I tie you up?"